bike-shed.io

Apex landing page

Tools from the neon shed.

A polished, weird home for public side quests, hosted experiments, and the next suspiciously ambitious build. Serious projects. Questionable naming. Good glow discipline.

Highlighted tools

Public, hosted, or actually useful.

The top shelf shows the things people can understand or try right now: paper-stuff.com, vibez, and tooLoud.

Next big Baustelle

Overlord gets its own construction zone.

Instead of presenting it as finished work, Overlord is framed as the ambitious thing under active construction.

Overlord

3D ops terrain for systems that got too big.

A 3D spatial ops tool in active construction: infrastructure, code, services, and traces as one navigable world.

baustelle
Goal

Spatial ops

Walk through infrastructure instead of tabbing across dashboards.

MVP

K8s terrain

Clusters, namespaces, nodes, pods, and labels rendered as stable geography.

Later

Code as terrain

The moat: source files, functions, traces, and logs stitched together.

Live on the server

The bike-shed app dock.

bike-shed.io is the umbrella for the hosted subdomain apps, but the top story stays curated instead of becoming a plain directory.

Build the thing, then argue about the bike shed.

Shed log

PrincipleStatic first. Boring deployment. Weird interface.
RuleProjects that are public or hosted get the big lights.
BaustelleOverlord is the next big build, not a dusty archive entry.
health endpoint exists because nginx asked nicely